Editor's Review
Who's Your Daddy finally gives me a game where I can laugh at a baby drinking bleach. Playing as Daddy, I locked cabinets and hid the car keys—but the little gremlin still found the woodchipper. With 7 friends, the chaos is non‑stop.
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whos your daddy Official Introduction
Who's Your Daddy is a casual multiplayer game featuring clueless Daddies
attempting to prevent Babies from certain death. Play with up to 7 of your
friends, and test your parenting skills in a competitive setup with wacky
physics and over 69 potentially ominous household items.
Are you ready to become a parent?
As Daddy, you must prevent your baby from getting hurt through methods such as locking the cabinets and placing dangerous objects out of harm’s way. As Baby, you may attempt to overcome daddies attempts to protect the baby in various ways, including drinking bleach and sticking forks in electrical outlets.
Many household objects threaten your baby’s life
Play around in your two-story house and garden packed with potentially dangerous items such as:
- Power outlets: Capable of conducting lethal amounts of electricity
- Nail gun: Keep away from babies!
- Flour Jar: It’s never been easier to make daddy blind to your misbehavior!
- Sinks: A flooding hazard in the hands of a sentient baby!
- Woodchipper: It works on more than just wood!
- Fudge the dog: A loyal rideable beast with an appetite for anything
- The Oven: Careful not to burn anything!
- The Swimming Pool: Get fit, but do not drown!
- The Blender: If you can blend it, you can drink it!
- The Car: It turns out there is an age where you can learn too early
And much more...
Key Features
A beautiful two-story home and garden for you to watch over your son in
Over 67 everyday items with more or less ominous potential
Wacky physics for you to play around with
Customizable game modes, play the way you want to!
Two unique characters with customizable skins and perks
Randomized locations of crucial items, every game is different!
Dynamic music and sound for maximum immersion
Play with up to 7 of your friends online or locally
whos your daddy Tips
Let me keep it real—Who's Your Daddy?! from Evil Tortilla Games ain’t your typical family-friendly simulation. It’s a chaotic, laugh-out-loud multiplayer parody where two players go head-to-head: one’s a panicking dad trying to stop a tiny, suicidal baby from killing itself, and the other’s the baby, hell-bent on getting into every dangerous spot in the house. I’ve been messing with it on Android with a friend, and it’s way more fun than it sounds—though newbies will mess up hard at first. Let’s break down how to not suck as either role, and whether it’s worth your time.
First off, this game’s all about chaos, but there’s a method to the madness. I made every dumb mistake so you don’t have to—here’s 4 quick tips for both dads and babies to dominate your first few rounds:
1. Dads: Lock up the dangerous stuff FIRST. Don’t waste time chasing the baby around—grab the bleach, lock the oven, and cover electrical outlets first. I ignored this early, spent 5 minutes running in circles, and watched the baby chug bleach and win. Prioritize hazards, not the baby—that’s the key.
2. Babies: Stop rushing head-on. You’re tiny and fast—use that to your advantage. Sneak around the dad, wait till he’s busy locking a cabinet, then dart for the oven or a sharp object. I tried charging straight at hazards early, got caught every time. Patience beats speed here.
3. Dads: Use the house to your benefit. The two-story home (and the new Baby Daddy Academy map) has tight corners—block doorways with chairs or cabinets to slow the baby down. I forgot to use the environment, and the baby kept slipping past me. Small tricks like this make a huge difference.
4. Babies: Mix up your targets. Don’t just go for the same hazard every time—switch between bleach, ovens, and outlets. I kept going for the oven, and the dad caught on fast. Keep him guessing, and you’ll win way more.
